Sshhh! Don’t look now, but Panini is right behind you, checking you out. Nononono, don’t look, don’t look! No, seriously I think Panini’s looking to put some hardcore moves on you.
What’s it doing? Well, right now it’s kind of just sitting in the corner watching a couple others fight, but there’s something about it. I don’t know. It’s like every time one of them loses something in the heat of the fight, it just quietly leans down and picks it up and puts it in their pocket. And it keeps looking over at you with it’s Italian eyes as if to say, “Can you believe these two?”
Yeah, maybe you should go for it. I mean the one seems to be spiraling out of control (and might be insane) and the other one sometimes acts like they’re God’s gift, when really they’re kind of dull. Yeah, Panini can be pretty dull sometimes, too.
Think of it this way. At least with Panini you have more variety – much more than those other two, these days. Plus, Panini may not always be the best looking or the flashiest, but it at least seems loyal and won’t try to screw you over. Okay, okay, red alert. Panini’s coming this way. What are you going to do?
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