The Art of Auto Card Deception: An eBay Hate Story

Have you been on eBay lately?It’s amazing! People post cards for sale all the time! I’ve had lots of really good experiences on eBay, including getting lots of autograped cards of my favorite sportsmen. You should try it!

What’s that, you say? eBay is full of swindlers and scammers? Pshaw! Why, just last night I one a pair of auctions featuring autographed cards of star ballplayer Carlos Beltran (then of the Royals) for the low low price of $.99 apiece! And the buyer only added a single dollar to the $2.95 shipping cost for the second copy! Well tickle me silly! Here, take a look for yourself. They’re beauts!

ON-CARD!

 

Look at them there autographs (on account of there are two just like it in my order). I know they’re autographs because here’s what the auction looked like:

Clear as day!

 

See that? AUTO right in the description. Sure, I’ve never seen these autographed ballcards before, but I’m new to the game and anything seems amazing to me! Now that I’ve won them, let’s take a nice close look at the description.

Everything appears to be in order he...

Wha… What?

O, sweet heavenly Jebus...

FACSIMILE?! NOOOOOOO! Carlos, say it ain’t so! Now I’m really in a pickle!

Okay, I’m done with the half-assed old timey guy voice. Boy do I hate sellers like this. People who rely on dumb bidders falling into their web of $1 deception. I’m one of those dumb bidders now, yes- I get that. But I’m also a seller. And I couldn’t be overpaid enough shipping to justify scamming people out of their money this way.

More than that, I’m part of the card collecting community. We’re supposed to help each other out. Get each other the cards we need and have fun with our hobby. People like this make that difficult and expensive. People like this make me regret getting back into the hobby.

I immediately sent dude an email (sorry, E-Mail) that looked like this:

I would like to cancel this order. I was under the impression, given the auction’s title, that these were in fact autographed cards. Of course, it’s stated in the description that they’re not but, in a hurry, I bid anyway. My mistake, of course, but I’d like you to give me the chance to rectify it. Drop and a line and let’s talk about how we can work this out. Thanks!

How do you guys feel about this situation? Technically, by eBay rules, I owe this guy my bid plus his stated shipping cost. But I feel like his listings (and there are many like this- I’ll post his eBay username if he turns out to be a tool) are totally deceptive and have no place in our community. Same goes for guys at show overpricing wax and singles- not just to cover the additional costs associated with being a show dealer, but to get people to overpay for no good reason. It’s a stretch, but the same goes for the manufacturers and the lessons of the junk wax era are part of that- greed destroys cool things. More on that in a later and not-influenced-by-just-getting-overcharged-by-Google-Adwords-for-$3000 post.

The great Ian MacKaye once said, in a really amazing interview I read here, that every time something cool gets started, it causes a certain type of person to say, “How can I set up a toll booth there?” I recognize the place of dealers and resellers (hell, we kind of are one now), but I guess paying of unscrupulous people is just part of the toll we pay to be collectors.

UPDATE: Seller sent the cancellation notice while I was out at a movie. All’s well that ends well, but the root of the problem still exists!

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