I Already Won My World Series

Yes.  I know the MLB Playoffs just started.

Yes.  I know the Cubs are not part of said Playoffs.

Yes.  I know the Yankees are up 2-0 on the Twins, making the chances of Girardi signing with the Cubs even smaller.

Yes.  Halladay’s no-hitter was impressive.  Despite that…

Yes.  I am currently already bored with them.

But that’s alright, because while it may not be this ring…

Can you believe this is the best "ring" card I could find?

Or a World Series ring…  Or a Super Bowl ring (neither of which I could find pictures for – do they have cards, and if not, why not?)…

I recently gave my girlfriend a more important ring, and she said,

“Yes.”