It’s been an agonizing 364 day wait, but we can all rest easy. Puppy Bowl VII has arrived! Check your local listings and be sure to watch the grudge match of the decade!
Oh..and there’s some other game with some stupid cheese-eating hosers from Wisconsin against some factory workers in PA, but who really cares about that?
How many of you out there are legitimately more interested in the Puppy Bowl than the Super Bowl each year? Even considering the commercials? I’m raising my hand, are you?